Some guy killed himself today.
You'd think the reason was that he had a drug problem, or his girlfriend left him, or his goldfish died. Or something.
But nooooo...
His tool was too small.
His tool was too small.(repeated to emphasise point)
He was told by his doctor, and his parents, and his girlfriend, that he was A-OK. But he did'nt listen.
I think I could have saved him with a few words of wisdom. To prevent anymore suicides due to an extremely small, ahem, self-esteem, I will share it with the world. Be prepared now, to be blown away.
Quotable quote:
"'Tis not the size of the wand that counts. Nay, for it doth mean nothing. 'Tis the magic thats held within that carries the great bearing instead."
Namaste. Carpe diem.
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