As passive as passive-aggressive can be

You are closed-minded and pedantic. Unresponsive to questions. Puts down inquisitive little green students and puts out the creative light in their eyes. Your ineffectiveness is made all the more evident by the intellectual who leads the next class. I hold no respect for you. You are a waste of food and all the potential that these children have.

But for some people, like me, you are not completely useless.

You inspire me to show that I can survive, even thrive, without you.

Force the Feel Flow Through You

The typical Amil response to stress is to pump up the Kamelot, work self into adrenaline and envinephrine-fueled frenzy and bulldoze through whatever feeble obstacle or philosophy essay there is without pausing for breath. It's worked perfectly thus far, but in true dramatic fashion, the latest, most malicious, most seductively scary bad guy has the unfair advantage. It feeds on the incandescent energy, the juggernaut-like single-mindedness that Amil always employs, all the while becoming stiffer and uglier while mercilessly landing blow after blow of derisive laughter and insults to one's man/womanhood. Amil is outmatched, so delicacy and softness of steps will be needed, even a whole change in mindset. Or maybe just a sexy new costume. Don't succumb to procrastination, find out our hero's fate in the shocking conclusion ASAP next issue next week!