Saturday, November 01, 2008

Strawberry Ice Cream!

...with nuts! And chocolate drizzle! And rainbow rice! And...

...Cheese?!

A sharp tangy gorgonzola. Fills the mouth with a lingering warmth. Spiced gouda! Spice up your sweetness! Edam! Like having tuo edam with a voluptuous exotic beauty, backwards!

This is a combination that one never would have imagined possible until you accidentally mix them together. After all, so many things that turned out good in the end were actually accidents. Like coca-cola, or penicillin, or me.

Or maybe a close friend convinces (or dares[or bribes{or seduces}]) you into trying it. You suspiciously take a sip, always wary that that coke with panadol might actually knock you out cold, giving your friend the perfect opportunity to bait you like (s)he's always wanted to and is now trying makeshift roofies since alcohol failed. Or that coke with mentos will actually make you swell and rise into the atmosphere before going asplody.

Like coke and salt. The initial thought of it already evokes a retch and an aaaah, gross. Then you actually try it and realise that it actually works. Aaaah tasty.

Even if you don't like it, at least you tried. So try it!