Why Kanoyt Has Not Been Posting

He tripped as he got out of bed. He fell on his head. Hard.

He got amnesia.

Wandering the dark streets, he is greeted by an old bearded man. The old bearded man tells him he can regain his memory by training in the arts of ninjitsu and bushido. He follows the old rattly man to the sewers of Manhattan, where he is trained by a talking rat.

Forgetting what he was doing, he wanders out of the sewer, and encounters another old bearded man who likes to wave his hand at people to make them do his bidding. This old bearded man takes him to the Dagobah system where he is trained in the arts of letting stuff flow through him by a green gnome with pointy ears and poor grammar.

He wakes up one morning, not in his tree-house, but in a normal bed. He goes to work and receives a phone call to meet a man. He goes to an old mansion and meets a bald black man who likes to wear sunglasses indoors. The man makes him swallow a funny red pill and he wakes up in a gooey pod. The man trains him in the arts of not trying to hit a person and instead hitting a person.

He jumps off a building and falls headfirst into the sidewalk. He makes a big crater. He gets his memory back and goes home to write about a talking rat, green gnome and squishy sidewalks.