It is said that a man's only way of escape from the cold, cruel world is through drink, departures and dreams. For me, brief adventures with friends offer some respite from daily worries and melancholia.

The week long reprieves from work will be sorely missed, them being the overseas trips and more recently, the model UN Conference, which was an impetus-lacking and engaging affair.

The parade of nations was completely relaxed. My presentation induced a sort of euphoria that I guess, is akin to the double-panadol-in-coke drug abuse. Here's the gross and pun-filled script that was miraculously created mere minutes before the presentation itself.

Rakshit: Hi, we're the delegates from Brazil, and it's great to see you all.
Anton: Brazil! The land with the most beautiful beaches(ugh #1) in the world.
Amil: You all have heard of chestnuts(ugh#2)
Anton: Walnuts!(ugh#3)
Rakshit: And peanuts!(ugh#4)
Amil: But today, we present to you, brazil nuts!
*all 3 take out packs of nuts from various pockets*
Anton: We Brazilians have the biggest nuts in the world!(ugh#5)
Amil: Our nuts are very oily, and are crushed, and their essence extracted. This essence is used for lubrication...(pause) in the industry!(ugh#6)
Rakshit: Our nut essence was used by the Nut-zis(ugh#7) during WWII!
Anton: Not only do we Brazilians rock with our nuts, we rock with our balls too!(ugh #8)
*soccer balls drop from ceiling*
Rakshit: That's why we're gonna win the world cup!(this was done after Brazil was knocked out)
Anton: So if any of you guys would like to eat our nuts, please see us later.(ugh#9)

Definitely entertaining for a 15-year-old male audience, I think.