Saturday, March 31, 2007

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Don't stop me now

Over oily smudged spectacles I peer
The legions of hell their leader's face a leer
Strife and hunger and pain and torture
Bring it on
What does not kill me will only make me stronger.

Friday, March 16, 2007

The State of Affairs

You've been living underground, eating from a can.

Monday, March 12, 2007

The lady whom you notice may be beautiful, but the lady who notices you is enchanting.

-Adlai Stevenson

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Staircase Wit

L'esprit de l'escalier

A situation where one thinks of or recalls something crucial, but moments too late for it to be carried out. Think witty smartass comeback, or suave pickup line, but only after you've left the place.

It's why I like MSN. It gives me time to think.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Alone,
Lonely time,
And time goes by,
So slowly,
While you sit and grow old,
Time can do so much.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Methodically, I put on my clothes to the entrancing tunes of U2. Mechanically, I breathe according the the pranayama taught to me by my mother. Ritualistically, I recite in my mind the crescendos and forczendos that would be essential in this field of education, while gathering my spellbooks that are scattered around the floor, bringing to mind an old craggy recluse wizard in his tower, never bothering to put them in order.

The spellbooks of the bard.

Tugging the last lace of a well-worn shoe, I trudge off into the sun, to prove the worth of the last year's toil.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Too bad it's not with My Own Species

I have an affinity with dogs. It can be disturbing sometimes.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Hapas ftw!

Random person I'm meeting for the first time: Um... What are you?

Kanoyt: I am a confused soul searching for his body on a crowded shore. The ocean is polluted a sickening grey and in the distant horizon, there are battleships and oil derricks puking putrid gases into the air. It's gotten so bad that you can barely see ten metres in front of you. I'd find it someday , but right now I am just pleased to meet you.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Why Kanoyt Doesn't Take A-Maths




















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